Hi, my name is Jared, and I’ve been drinking soda since I was a child against my dentist’s pleads for my safety and well being. Every time I see a new flavor in my local bodega, I have to buy it. And a few years ago, I just started recording my reactions, doing short little reviews where I can improv for sixty seconds. It’s the most fun way to clear my mind, to make people laugh, and to hopefully stumble into a good new flavor to buy… If only temporarily.

I love doing this stupid nonsense. And if you like watching it, consider checking out our Patreon or subscribing to any of our social media accounts for more. Especially on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube. We have a ton of shit over there.

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: Every Classic Soda Review

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: Dirty Mountain Dew Is Fascinating

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: Coca-Cola’s Best New Flavor Yet?

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: A Plea To The Good People Of Canada

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: New Holiday Flavors For 2026

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: Mountain Dew Simply Cannot Stop Ruining My Life

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: I’m At The Combination Taco Bell And KFC

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: A Very Baja Summer For Mountain Dew Reviews

Jared’s Salty Spittoon: A European Soda Review Round-Up

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